Looking back on 2010, one thing is for certain-some of our favorite celebrities can stand some improvement for 2011! I smell behavioral-based New Year’s resolutions for the following senseless stars, judging by their quality antics:
• Jay Leno
• Jesse James
• Mel Gibson
• Charlie Sheen
• Kanye West
Jay Leno. It seems that NBC should stand for “Now Boys, C’mon”, as late-night talk show hosts Jay Leno and Conan O’Brien have been duking it out over time slots for the better part of…who cares! Jay Leno, aside from an understandable love for exotic cars, also has a commitment issue, and O’Brien has a whining issue. In a nutshell, Leno took NBC up on its offer to move him to the 10 p.m. slot, thus fulfilling his 5-year-old promise to O’Brien to give him “The Tonight Show” at 11:35 p.m. The arrangement left both parties hemorrhaging viewers, and the aftermath left them lacking class. At least Jay Leno loves Cougars!
Jesse James. Oh Jesse…I hope all those tattoos can cover your bleeding heart after your highly publicized dumbass attack. Seriously, who cheats on America’s Sweetheart? And with a tatted-up skank called “Bombshell”, which is a laughable nickname considering her appearance…she looks like a mash-up of Lady Gaga and Amy Winehouse, complete with Nazi symbols permanently etched into her flesh. It must be tough for Jesse, who was really just a fringe celeb and reality star to begin with, dangling on the skirt-tails of his A-list spouse.
Mel Gibson. Mel Gibson has always been considered by many to be devilishly handsome, but little did they know he also possesses a devilish side! I can’t think of a single A-list actor who has plummeted from pedestal to pitiful as fast as this guy! His offenses include anti-Semitic remarks, homophobia, sexism and drunk driving. Oh, and he crashed his Maserati…thankfully it wasn’t one of our Maserati rentals LA! Unbelievably, Gibson managed to poise himself for a comeback from all of those nasty offenses when Oksana Grigorieva threw in an assault charge. How charming!
To add insult to injury, Gibson was catapulted from the cast list of “The Hangover” sequel, by the same cast who happily worked alongside convicted rapist Mike Tyson…which must have felt much like a blow from the legendary boxer.
Charlie Sheen. Charlie is one of my favorite actors, and “Two and a Half Men” is the highest rated sitcom in America. After the following stunts pulled by Sheen in 2010, ratings for the show actually went up:
• Arrested Christmas Day 2009 for threatening wife Brooke Mueller with a knife (for which he did 17 days in jail for that June)
• Lost Hanes underwear endorsement
• February, 2009 his car was stolen and toppled over a cliff
• Attended rehab with Mueller
• Alleged sightings of Sheen with prostitutes (Oh Charlie Harper)
• Trashed New York hotel room, wasted and naked with a prostitute locked in the bathroom (classy)
To quote Jewel in her hit song “Intuition”, “You learned love from Charlie Sheen”…makes sense. But I still somehow like the guy.
Kanye West. It is hard to type his name and not crack a grin at how unbelievably dense this guy is in the PR department. As if the VMA asswipe award wasn’t enough, Kanye waited a year to apologize to Taylor Swift, which he followed up with further insult:
“Taylor never came to my defense in any interview…and rode it and rode it. If I wasn’t drunk, I would have been onstage (at the VMAs) longer.”
Kanye…Ima let you finish, which is why I put you last, but it seems you already have.
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